Mathematicians at the beach
Q : Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
A : Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun.
A : Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun.
No homework
Pupil: Would you punish me for something I haven't done?
Teacher: Of course not.
Pupil: That's good because I haven't done my Math homework!
Q : Why are powers like fish?
A : Because they're all indices (in the seas!)
Q : Why did the Maths textbook look so sad?
A : Because it had so many problems!
Hot corner
If it is cold, go and stand in the corner, because it is 90 degrees there.
BEST MATH JOKE EVER
Q : Where does a cow stop to drink?
A : The milky wayyy! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
~ PUI LIN
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